Friday, October 1, 2010

More Beauty Bubble Madness

I found me another set, in yellow this time, but these have the fake chrome reverse wheel insert.
Made by Beauty Bubble outta Ypsilanti, Michigan, a total flop, I don't even remember these being advertised. The quality of these is spectacularly bad, not Made In Taiwan bad, but not good. They don't stay on worth a shit either, you can only pose the fairground in these.

Monday, September 13, 2010

New personalized license plate

I was trying to get EL INFDL, but that was taken, I asked the nice lady at the DOT "if she wouldn't mind telling me what kinda car it's on?" She replied, "A Smart Car."
Weird, huh?

Thursday, September 9, 2010

Hand Beaten Bed Panel Third World Style

I had to cut out the cab panel on my El Camino to make way for the glass, I filled it in with this hand beaten Batman logo piece. It took me hours to make this, all beaten in the driveway with hammers and dollies, no forms, no bead rollers, just Karachi 12 year old child labor style. I made a fuck load of noise doing it too, bang, bang, bang, bang. Sorry about the crap cell phone pics but they're apropos.

Monday, August 30, 2010

The best VW pickup truck conversion ever

Seem on a sidestreet in Orlando yesterday,a mighty fine conversion and laser straight bodywork too, but shit must roll out the back all the time.
The Airstream's way cool too.

New to me, I have a sickness

Bought from the original owner, she's got 353,000 miles on her, that's the distance to the moon.
The mighty nailhead's still going, last year of production, 1966.

Tuesday, July 27, 2010

The Haints think they're hicks, no, these are Hicks.

Especially the one that looks like Bitch Stewie in the bottom right.

Wednesday, July 21, 2010

Friday, July 16, 2010

Epic Muriel

As seen on the front of a Scion van driven by a couple of Israeli wholesalers, it could be called a Jewriel too. I know that the word is mural, but I prefer muriel, so go to hell and meet 'ol scratch here.

This chick

is yummy.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

It took a long time

but my boy can finally ride a bicycle, I's a happy dad.
PS, this Stingray was found on the sidewalk on trash day.


I'm confused.

Monday, July 12, 2010

I just bought this '02 Geezer Glide

It's comfortable, it was cheap, starts with a button, but it ain't me.

What do I do with it?

Thursday, July 8, 2010

I chopped my Elky

She's gonna be rad, I hate bondo work, sanding and shit, anyone wanna make up to $7 an hour to do it for me, send me your resume.

I been away

This is the hottest chick ever

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Shit filled car

Sorry, I've been away, getting a massage, I ain't got shit to say, I do nothing, I never go out, my bike's dead, I'm close to it myself, so why bother blogging?
No one gives a shit anyway, least of al, myself.
I spotted this trash filled KIA this morning on I-4, it was piloted by a sixty five-ish, dykey looking woman, it was filled to the brim with litter, not teddy bears, tools, things worth having, just garbage. There was only one spot open, that was for the driver.
Her bumper stickers said, "Tis a blessing to be Irish" "Simple Woman" and she had several Jesus fish too.
On this National Prayer Day I wonder if she was asking the Lord for the whereabouts of the trash heap in the sky?

Monday, March 22, 2010

59 Olds Fiesta wagon

Poor thing, languishing in a junkyard not far away.
She's been there for years, she was $2000 10 years, and much less patina ago. Now she's $2400.......oh yeah, she "ran a couple of years ago" yeah, sure.
If someone is serious about saving her, I'll give you the location.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

New rims, well not new, actually dated 1966

Drove her to work for the first time today, she needs alignment bad, but all the junk up front is tight, dropped spindles and lowered springs are on the way

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Repossession sucks

A scene played out more often than you would believe, a poor boy loses his rims because he was late with a payment.

Friday, February 12, 2010

My favorite car at our show

1973 Datsun 120Y, just turned 33,000 miles, awesome car.

This kid's crazy

watch out

Tuesday, January 26, 2010

Jeff Koons

I was lucky enough to see this in real life at The Art Institute of Chicago during thanksgiving. What a perverted man he his, I love him.

Wednesday, January 13, 2010

Come out to this, fuckfaces

10 long years of this shit, I'm worn out.

Tuesday, January 12, 2010

New grill, buh bye Anglia, she might come back, who knows?
Change is good
Y'all wish your van was this badass, $12,000 woulda bought it, that's $75,000 in 1977 greenbacks

Wednesday, January 6, 2010

Bored to tears

Exploration is in the air, front butts are the rage, the end is near.........I hope.