Nads

I made this trophy for this show

2012-02-01T11:12:00.000-08:00

Separated at birth

2012-01-03T13:51:00.000-08:00

Thievery continues

2011-12-23T13:17:00.000-08:00

Look at this T-shirt that Wal Mart is selling, they have stolen the image of Bloodshot Bill's album Thunder and Lightning without permission. The other two images are likely stolen too.

Fuck Wal Mart a lot!!!!!

2011-12-21T07:44:00.000-08:00

Came back from the tour and went to Chuck Burns' annual Christmas party, don't know which one this was but it's been going on for years and years. Good times with my ol friends.

Transportation

2011-12-19T07:04:00.000-08:00

This old Chevy carcass was in Brooklyn, as was the Mini woodie wagon. The Caddy was spotted in Philly, the curmudgeonly old man to the left was the original owner, he wouldn't let me take his pic with the car saying, "I ain't got no time fo that." The crazy ass yacht was trying to moor in Biscayne Bay in front of Danny's amazing restaurant, they gave up because it was so damn huge, it's like something outta The Thunderbirds.

Squirm showed me around ConEd's 1926 built 14th St powerplant

2011-12-13T11:35:00.000-08:00

A view from the roof, fourteen stories up. I miss my brothers, some of 'em anyway.

Late night S&M dungeon

2011-12-13T11:33:00.000-08:00

Lou let us graciously practice in his late night S&M party dungeon for free, I smashed the RV into a tortilla factory's van right outside this place on Grand St and I tried to make a run for it. It's hard to evade someone in a giant RV with Florida plates in Brooklyn, I was $100 poorer after this incident.

Think ahead

2011-12-13T11:28:00.000-08:00

Under the BQE

2011-12-13T11:27:00.000-08:00

Triscuit eating, graffiti spraying

Wingnut's truck in Brooklyn

2011-12-13T11:25:00.000-08:00

This fucker's fast, I miss my brothers, some of 'em anyway.

I'm back, not that anyone cares.

2011-12-13T11:24:00.000-08:00

Khan Khan shooting the mighty Charlie on the Too Much Monkey Business.

Out on the road with Tandoori Knights

2011-11-08T08:12:00.000-08:00

http://www.bloodshotbill.com/gigs.php
If you wanna see me I'll be in these locations in from November 13th to the 30th

Chicago

2011-11-02T13:36:00.000-07:00

The mighty Rasputin, King of Chicago

Chicago

2011-11-02T13:34:00.000-07:00

Little stools of convenience

Billetproof drags

2011-10-31T11:12:00.000-07:00

Start 'em young.

Billetproof drags

2011-10-31T07:00:00.000-07:00

A terrific picture of Indian Jim in his deuce waiting to get a run in whilst Big Mike and I are finishing ours. The Karachi Krusher ain't all that fast but it gets driven, and driven mercilessly hard.

Big Mike and Rooster at billetproof drags florida

2011-10-25T10:28:00.000-07:00

I drive my cars

Billetproof drags

2011-10-25T10:25:00.000-07:00

The only pic I took

Wishingstone Tavern

2011-10-21T06:36:00.000-07:00

Just riding around and hitting places like this makes life worth living, I have some beautiful friends.

Willie's Tropical Tattoo show

2011-10-18T08:24:00.000-07:00

Saw some lovely tats as usual, Superman was on an old English bloke from "Up North" he said, "this is a right good do, we're glad we came."Hardtail was on a guy who makes Hardtail beer from Denver, his shipment failed to arrive so we had to make do with swill like Miller Lite.
Indian Jim won "Best Flathead" with his '42 Chief, one of his "prizes" was a signed Hustler centerfold from 2004, the Florida sun does great harm in 7 short years, wear SPF40 and give up the fags, ladies. Jim gave me the copy which I shall treasure.

This guy has an Asian wife/girlfriend

2011-10-17T12:34:00.000-07:00

judging by the sideways p-pad

Sleepy Hollow

2011-10-17T06:44:00.001-07:00

Sleepy Hollow is the most awesome bar in Florida, it's on Gobbler Road in some damn county, I've been there several times but I can't find it without Indian Jim leading the way. The ride to it is spectacular by Florida flatland standards, there are hairpin turns aplenty. There's a river on one side where hopped up airboats moor and bikes on the other side. There was a batchlorette party going on and the tweakers were in a dancing mood.

Attractive young man

2011-10-17T06:40:00.000-07:00

Sasquatch of the Mardi Gras.

Sunday ride

2011-10-17T06:36:00.000-07:00

wtf

2011-10-06T13:27:00.001-07:00

wtf

First series Barracudas are gorgeous.

2011-10-03T07:03:00.001-07:00

Spotted outside Bill's condo prior to Sunday's ride. The car was lovely and original and the Cragars were the icing on the Moparcake, there were a pair of slot mags in the back, this fella's got good taste.

WTF?

2011-09-30T11:03:00.000-07:00

Totally cryptic sign seen in cosmopolitan Sanford.
You decipher it.

Out on the road

2011-09-28T13:55:00.001-07:00

Dan, enjoy your new life in Washington DC, you will be missed.

Rare speed parts

2011-07-13T11:58:00.000-07:00

A manifold made by Vic's dad for sale in Floriduh.

22

2011-07-08T10:08:00.001-07:00

Here he/she is, forever memorialized in this Michael's shadow box (40%off) What appears to be his/her nest is actually just the reflection of the red cypress mulch where I took the picture. I hand painted the glass myself.
Please keep your eyes peeled for more rodent roadkill and send them to me so I can make replicas.

Born Free

2011-06-30T11:51:00.000-07:00

Here's Tubb's Sportster, a few hours before skidding into dirt, she was painted in the pre-irony days.

Moon Trike

2011-06-29T08:16:00.001-07:00

Seen for the first time in decades, simply incredible, but pretty far gone, a classic case of do you restore or do you leave it alone, it's a choice I couldn't make.

Born Free

2011-06-29T08:10:00.001-07:00

Harpoon was having a bit of trouble with the "think ahead" aspect of sign writing and apostrophe placement, the signs were all changed to No Coloreds by Jason Jesse later on anyway.

Born Free

2011-06-29T08:01:00.000-07:00

A montage of sorts, running backwards, Tubbs enjoying life, Tubbs' bike, being ridden by me, blows up, 22 is found, panhead on truck on the way to Born Free. Chauncey, Nick and Dwayne are solid dudes, young and fit.

Starburst

2011-06-03T10:25:00.000-07:00

Welcome to Orlando, a the land taste forgot. Pics by Miles Khan.

Fucking El Camino is murdering my ass

2011-05-27T06:09:00.000-07:00

I can't take it anymore.

Hell, welcome to Daytona Beach

2011-05-27T06:05:00.001-07:00

This hot piece of ass was wandering around the BFFAR Breast Cancer Benefit last weekend, I was so enamoured by her that I walked right into a Port-O-Let and knocked it over, there was a one legged guy doing unthinkable things with his stump in there.

The DicE/Haints/Garage Co do was epic

2011-05-02T06:44:00.000-07:00

This was a damn fine time, me and Dan rode 1200 miles in 29 hrs, our sore asses are paying the price but this shindig was worth it.

Some of fine haberdashery available in the Deep South

2011-05-02T06:41:00.000-07:00

This young man sports the Biker Babe doo rag available from Hobo Pantry in areas around Birmingham, Alabama.

One never knows where one might find Aris headlights

2011-04-04T07:32:00.000-07:00

At an English car show on Saturday on a Wolseley Hornet, one is attempting to purchase these buggers.

It'sDog Pecker Pink

2011-03-28T09:46:00.000-07:00

Some paint on the El Camino

Limpnickie Lot

2011-03-17T11:19:00.000-07:00

I don't take many pictures, but I dig the trike and everyone knows I love DEVO.

Penis graffiti is always funny

2011-03-17T11:15:00.000-07:00

I didn't do this, I could never be this immature

What happens in Vegas stays in Vegas

2011-03-04T09:08:00.001-08:00

Best quote of the week, "Sorry hun, we can't make that drink, this is a low class bar."

Blessed is thy urinal

2011-02-24T10:41:00.000-08:00

On their way to the Holy Land Experience

My son, Miles looking like Brando

2011-02-22T12:52:00.000-08:00

Sitting on my pal Tom's Hummer

Thieving muthereffers

2011-02-08T12:30:00.000-08:00

This is just one of the items taken from us in the space of two days.

Shift knob

2011-02-04T11:52:00.001-08:00

These knobs are being made by my pal Jamison at The Hate Factory, they come in various lurid colors and scents, this one's Division Street Dark and it smells like underground.

More Beauty Bubble Madness

2010-10-01T07:59:00.000-07:00

I found me another set, in yellow this time, but these have the fake chrome reverse wheel insert.
Made by Beauty Bubble outta Ypsilanti, Michigan, a total flop, I don't even remember these being advertised. The quality of these is spectacularly bad, not Made In Taiwan bad, but not good. They don't stay on worth a shit either, you can only pose the fairground in these.

New personalized license plate

2010-09-13T11:13:00.000-07:00

I was trying to get EL INFDL, but that was taken, I asked the nice lady at the DOT "if she wouldn't mind telling me what kinda car it's on?" She replied, "A Smart Car."
Weird, huh?

Hand Beaten Bed Panel Third World Style

2010-09-09T05:40:00.001-07:00

I had to cut out the cab panel on my El Camino to make way for the glass, I filled it in with this hand beaten Batman logo piece. It took me hours to make this, all beaten in the driveway with hammers and dollies, no forms, no bead rollers, just Karachi 12 year old child labor style. I made a fuck load of noise doing it too, bang, bang, bang, bang. Sorry about the crap cell phone pics but they're apropos.

The best VW pickup truck conversion ever

2010-08-30T06:51:00.000-07:00

Seem on a sidestreet in Orlando yesterday,a mighty fine conversion and laser straight bodywork too, but shit must roll out the back all the time.
The Airstream's way cool too.

New to me, I have a sickness

2010-08-30T06:42:00.000-07:00

Bought from the original owner, she's got 353,000 miles on her, that's the distance to the moon.
The mighty nailhead's still going, last year of production, 1966.

The Haints think they're hicks, no, these are Hicks.

2010-07-27T12:42:00.000-07:00

Especially the one that looks like Bitch Stewie in the bottom right.

Spanking is good

2010-07-21T07:19:00.000-07:00

Ouch, that hurt!

Epic Muriel

2010-07-16T12:02:00.000-07:00

As seen on the front of a Scion van driven by a couple of Israeli wholesalers, it could be called a Jewriel too. I know that the word is mural, but I prefer muriel, so go to hell and meet 'ol scratch here.

This chick

2010-07-16T10:09:00.000-07:00

is yummy.

It took a long time

2010-07-14T11:54:00.000-07:00

but my boy can finally ride a bicycle, I's a happy dad.
PS, this Stingray was found on the sidewalk on trash day.

Things?

2010-07-14T08:04:00.000-07:00

I'm confused.

I just bought this '02 Geezer Glide

2010-07-12T11:44:00.001-07:00

It's comfortable, it was cheap, starts with a button, but it ain't me.

What do I do with it?

It's 2010, it's OK to call them Oriental

2010-07-09T06:38:00.000-07:00

I chopped my Elky

2010-07-08T13:02:00.000-07:00

She's gonna be rad, I hate bondo work, sanding and shit, anyone wanna make up to $7 an hour to do it for me, send me your resume.

I been away

2010-07-08T12:59:00.001-07:00

This is the hottest chick ever

Shit filled car

2010-05-06T06:57:00.001-07:00

Sorry, I've been away, getting a massage, I ain't got shit to say, I do nothing, I never go out, my bike's dead, I'm close to it myself, so why bother blogging?
No one gives a shit anyway, least of al, myself.
I spotted this trash filled KIA this morning on I-4, it was piloted by a sixty five-ish, dykey looking woman, it was filled to the brim with litter, not teddy bears, tools, things worth having, just garbage. There was only one spot open, that was for the driver.
Her bumper stickers said, "Tis a blessing to be Irish" "Simple Woman" and she had several Jesus fish too.
On this National Prayer Day I wonder if she was asking the Lord for the whereabouts of the trash heap in the sky?

59 Olds Fiesta wagon

2010-03-22T07:22:00.001-07:00

Poor thing, languishing in a junkyard not far away.
She's been there for years, she was $2000 10 years, and much less patina ago. Now she's $2400.......oh yeah, she "ran a couple of years ago" yeah, sure.
If someone is serious about saving her, I'll give you the location.

New rims, well not new, actually dated 1966

2010-03-17T09:16:00.000-07:00

Drove her to work for the first time today, she needs alignment bad, but all the junk up front is tight, dropped spindles and lowered springs are on the way

Repossession sucks

2010-03-16T08:02:00.000-07:00

A scene played out more often than you would believe, a poor boy loses his rims because he was late with a payment.

New bike hauler

2010-03-11T05:48:00.000-08:00

My favorite car at our show

2010-02-12T08:20:00.000-08:00

1973 Datsun 120Y, just turned 33,000 miles, awesome car.

This kid's crazy

2010-02-12T08:15:00.000-08:00

watch out

Jeff Koons

2010-01-26T11:17:00.000-08:00

I was lucky enough to see this in real life at The Art Institute of Chicago during thanksgiving. What a perverted man he his, I love him.

Come out to this, fuckfaces

2010-01-13T07:24:00.000-08:00

10 long years of this shit, I'm worn out.

2010-01-12T09:42:00.000-08:00

New grill, buh bye Anglia, she might come back, who knows?
Change is good

2010-01-12T09:39:00.000-08:00

Y'all wish your van was this badass, $12,000 woulda bought it, that's $75,000 in 1977 greenbacks

Bored to tears

2010-01-06T13:45:00.000-08:00

Exploration is in the air, front butts are the rage, the end is near.........I hope.

1967 Pontiac Firebird

2009-12-29T11:23:00.001-08:00

I think it's a 67, it was spotted at Kentucky's Fried Colonel on International Drive across from Wet und Wild, it's got the seldom seen base overhead cam six engine, a brilliant idea but unfortunately much like other great GM ideas, under R and D'd. Sad, it coulda been awesome. This car was really pretty, it had New York plates, I'm assuming the frozen owners drove her down here.

Missile Toe

2009-12-23T10:32:00.001-08:00

Santa comes but once a year
A fact you may find shocking
But when he does it's really nice
He nearly fills my stocking

Sieg Heil

2009-12-17T07:05:00.001-08:00

Merry Christmas, now get the fuck out of here

This love is non exclusive

2009-12-10T10:26:00.000-08:00

Animalistic function despondancy degradation jewelry
reception caucasoid trim fat organ lactation and glory

The scene on the corner of hwy 50 and Orange

2009-11-18T15:28:00.000-08:00

If the Koreas unify we can expect more of this.

The worst load of shit I ever done heard

2009-11-18T09:38:00.000-08:00

Ok, I'm an old fat punk rocker myself but if I ever stoop this low I would hope that you would take me out with a crowbar........in front of my wife and kids. I've done plenty of things beneath contempt but Marky Ramone you have a lot to answer for, with this 'blitzkrieg' twaddle you're offering up.
I saw them at the Anti-Pop festival and they were just a third rate Ramones cover band with the dreadlocked twat from some incarnation of the equally shit Misfits being Joey.
Listen, I've seen the Ramones, twice, and there was only one of them, to try and rest on the laurels of that greatness is a sin worthy of having your wig ripped from your head.......in front of your wife and children.

Mama Lion

2009-11-18T09:33:00.000-08:00

Mama Lion, Mammalion, Mammalian.
These teats were made for feeding.

Be not afraid of death bro

2009-11-04T09:19:00.000-08:00

for angels are watching you. Be in the wind eternally bros.

More Pics of my Capri for Guy and Mr. Fubuloso

2009-10-27T13:12:00.000-07:00

Bought in 1987 from the original owner for the princely sum of $550. Lost for a spell in my D-vorce then returned with a covering of mold in non-functional form. Sold new in Mouse Town by Paquette English Ford Line Dealer on Church Street and 441.

The Packford has been renamed

2009-10-27T08:32:00.000-07:00

The wife did this

Video of The Karachi Krusher being thrashed last Sunday

2009-10-27T08:30:00.000-07:00

Consul Capri coming along

2009-10-07T07:25:00.000-07:00

I painted my nasty ass drums with a candy fade, looks better than rust

Swallow The Yellow Prick Load

2009-10-07T06:58:00.000-07:00

Awaiting the lunch crowd

My dream from last night

2009-09-30T07:05:00.000-07:00

somewhere in East Orange County.

Hugh Jarse Du Jour

2009-09-17T11:45:00.000-07:00

The camera actually took some width off of this Hugh Jarse, it was truly immense, the size of a Smart Car.

3 for 1 Barber Shop

2009-09-16T12:52:00.000-07:00

Erm, let me guess, head, pubes and asshole.
Am I right?

I go to Brooklyn to the Rumbler's car show and I take a pic of this

2009-09-01T11:12:00.000-07:00

anyone else find "CLINIC ANIMAL" funny?

Faggotry spotted at screening of Easy Rider

2009-08-24T10:06:00.001-07:00

We all know it never rains once in Easy Rider but it does in summertime in Florida, hence the bagger umbrellas to protect the investments and asses of the old fucks and their old ladies inside the Enzian theater. Billy and Captain America didn't need these for their choppers but today's ancient codger needs them to keep his asshole free of raindrops and his Steppenwolf CDs dry as a bone.
As it turns out it was pouring when the movie let out so no doubt after they waited for the rain to let up it must have been way past their cocoa and beddy bye time before they got home.
The spiky front fender scared the shit out of me.

Nothing has kicked my ass more than this paint job

2009-08-19T09:37:00.000-07:00

Pardon the shitty cell phone pics but there is a light at the end of the tunnel. It looks beautiful in the sun, pearl with tiny abalone flake below the belt, bigger shifty flake on top, silver stripe and scallops and if those French Kiss guys get off of their rumps I'll have them do the roof.

The Warning!!!!!!!!

2009-08-12T11:43:00.000-07:00

Do not let this POS get close to an English sportscar made by the Rootes Group.

Behind every cute souvenir lurks danger

2009-08-12T11:42:00.000-07:00

Cheap tat

Young Dracula

2009-07-27T10:11:00.000-07:00

This picture IS stolen from the internet

Here are The Plastscs

2009-07-27T09:58:00.000-07:00

Made in China y'all.

Sorry, my blog has devolved into a catalog of badly spelled or grammatically incorrect package signs, but my imagination is kaput and I don't have much to say. However I did take these pictures myself and I did not merely purloin them from the internet.

This snack tastes nothing like dog

2009-07-17T09:55:00.001-07:00

So the cannibal child turns to his mom and says, "Mom, I don't think I like grandma."
Mom replies, "Well push her to the side and eat the mash potatoes instead."

Laugh not

2009-07-15T13:13:00.000-07:00

this was sent to me in the strictest of confidence