I went to a Russkie shop and got this brown colored soda and took one swig, it was fucking horrible beyond belief, I looked at the label and one of the ingredients was fermented bread crumbs. Fermented bread crumbs????? WTF??? Soda should have water, carbonation, sugar and flavoring, that's it, there should never be a reason to put bread crumbs of ANY fucking kind in a soda, least of all the fermented variety, but out there in the vast wasteland of theirs people enjoy that shit, they enjoy it only because they don't know any better.......same with Urals, no one's ever told them that pushing a bike over rutted tundra is not part of bike ownership.

I'll pay you between $50 and $100 if you can find me one of these badges in good condition.

Sometimes it's best to leave expressions of the love for your heroes deep inside your head.

Due to the loss of joy in my life I can no longer make this face.

Anthony Fucking White, greatest living pinstriper and foot fetishist extraodinaire.

Too bad she didn't put as much effort into algebra as she did into this hairdo.

Fuck me, I have a blog

Now what do I do?

Let's start with a picture of my mummy and daddy with an angry lesbian.