Joke of the day

Why did Little Jack Horner sit in the Corner?

Because he had a square ass.

Joke of the day

Why did the homosexual with multiple personalities finally come out of the closet?

He was sick and tired of people questioning his menhood.

A-Hole dipshit mutherfuckers

do you know that that line in the middle of the road is supposed to separate the lanes? It's not meant as a guide to follow, like a slot car track!!!!

There are a lot of stupid fuckers in this world, it's a miracle they can function at all.

The Chevy

I love her, she's been mine since 1990, she saved my ass from insanity, I'd trade her for a nice 59 El Camino

Let's try this lark again

Death cannot stop me

I'm gonna go to the Magic Mall and get one of those memorial T-shirts they print for downed 'good people' who just happened to get shot on the corner of 29th and Rio Grande, but the twist will be that it will be for myself, a picture of me, in a fez floating in the clouds with Black Jesus, I think I'm gonna go with the alias, The Brown Klown.

Paint I did for a downed 'bro

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Stupidity in Willamsburg

I went to an estate sale today, they had a packet of new chop sticks and some used AAA, AA, C, and D batteries for sale.