Weebles Wobble But They Don't Fall Down

Here are some things that aren't Weebles.

Feel free to add to the list.

Leona Helmsley
Japanese Concrete Aircraft Carriers
Space Shuttles
Religeous Beliefs
Morals
The Watchful Eye Of Billy Ray Over Miley
The Watchful Eye of G-d Over All His/Her Creation
Johnny Wad's Libido
My Faith In Humanity

I need to unload a condo in Karachi

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for me to know and for you to find out.
I hung out with a young kid tonight and traipsied all over downtown, I was intrigued, but with the baggage of years of living I was left in a state of nothingness.
I wish I could have said, "been there, done that" but all I felt was cheated, like I missed out on something, or knew too much.
I felt like I was there without being there, in hipster purgatory with greying eyebrows and wrinkles that go on until the ends of the Florida turnpike or the M1.
No one should ever have to go back to feel this, and no one should be set free from responsibility without having experienced the wonder of youth, that is criminal.
The time to enjoy your hormones is when you are young, not when (stastically speaking) your life is 2/3ds over.

Raise a glass of hell for me, will ya?

Memorial Day Barbecue 2008

This is a picture from last year's barbecue at our house, this year's been canceled due to the extreme dry spell we're experiencing.
See you Neanderthals at our 4th of July extreme cake stuffing extravaganza.

Free mustache ride

I had an idea for a two person Cher impersonator/drag queen act called Cher and Cher Alike.............It'll debut at Southern Nights in October.

PS, don't eat too much Sorbitol it will give you the runs like silly.

Quadrophenia

Look at the Consul Capri in this still from one of my fave flicks. The Pendle Valley Scooter Club's clubhouse was nearby, I used to go look at their fancy metalflaked hair dryers when I was a teenager. They went down for the filming of Quadrophenia but their scooters aren't in the film because most of them were way too flashy and 1970s.

This German POS gives me wood

I dig the new sports on Japanese TV

The art of competitive loofah-ing is in being vigorous without breaking the skin, it's not as easy as it looks, one has to understand one's skin. It is like being a Formula 1 race car driver,except there are no cars, no formula and you have to be # 1, you have to understand when chafing becomes bleeding, when a twinge in your forearm becomes cramps, these are things that only dedication and practice can bring, if you're up to it, bring it bitch!

Boys with breasts

I blame hormone fed chicken and diet sodas

AC/DC

Mixed messages a go-go.
What bus are these two riding on?

Horrific accident

Anything with two wheels is dangerous

Dregs of society

Worthless pieces of shit