Young Dracula

This picture IS stolen from the internet

Here are The Plastscs

Made in China y'all.

Sorry, my blog has devolved into a catalog of badly spelled or grammatically incorrect package signs, but my imagination is kaput and I don't have much to say. However I did take these pictures myself and I did not merely purloin them from the internet.

This snack tastes nothing like dog

So the cannibal child turns to his mom and says, "Mom, I don't think I like grandma."
Mom replies, "Well push her to the side and eat the mash potatoes instead."

Laugh not

this was sent to me in the strictest of confidence

Anarchist animal training

Those vicious, contemptible, evil, flightless, edible birds can be brought under control. Good to know.

Fuck Michael Jackson and his 4 brothers

Here are The Treniers!

How could you?

Bubbles, you're my chimp...........mine, how could you do this to me???

You filthy ape!!!!!