Thursday, July 8, 2010

I chopped my Elky


She's gonna be rad, I hate bondo work, sanding and shit, anyone wanna make up to $7 an hour to do it for me, send me your resume.

I been away


This is the hottest chick ever

Thursday, May 6, 2010

Shit filled car

Sorry, I've been away, getting a massage, I ain't got shit to say, I do nothing, I never go out, my bike's dead, I'm close to it myself, so why bother blogging?
No one gives a shit anyway, least of al, myself.
I spotted this trash filled KIA this morning on I-4, it was piloted by a sixty five-ish, dykey looking woman, it was filled to the brim with litter, not teddy bears, tools, things worth having, just garbage. There was only one spot open, that was for the driver.
Her bumper stickers said, "Tis a blessing to be Irish" "Simple Woman" and she had several Jesus fish too.
On this National Prayer Day I wonder if she was asking the Lord for the whereabouts of the trash heap in the sky?

Monday, March 22, 2010

59 Olds Fiesta wagon


Poor thing, languishing in a junkyard not far away.
She's been there for years, she was $2000 10 years, and much less patina ago. Now she's $2400.......oh yeah, she "ran a couple of years ago" yeah, sure.
If someone is serious about saving her, I'll give you the location.

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

New rims, well not new, actually dated 1966


Drove her to work for the first time today, she needs alignment bad, but all the junk up front is tight, dropped spindles and lowered springs are on the way

Tuesday, March 16, 2010

Repossession sucks


A scene played out more often than you would believe, a poor boy loses his rims because he was late with a payment.