This chick

is yummy.

It took a long time

but my boy can finally ride a bicycle, I's a happy dad.
PS, this Stingray was found on the sidewalk on trash day.

Things?

I'm confused.

I just bought this '02 Geezer Glide

It's comfortable, it was cheap, starts with a button, but it ain't me.

What do I do with it?

It's 2010, it's OK to call them Oriental

I chopped my Elky

She's gonna be rad, I hate bondo work, sanding and shit, anyone wanna make up to $7 an hour to do it for me, send me your resume.

I been away

This is the hottest chick ever