Spanking is good

Ouch, that hurt!

Epic Muriel

As seen on the front of a Scion van driven by a couple of Israeli wholesalers, it could be called a Jewriel too. I know that the word is mural, but I prefer muriel, so go to hell and meet 'ol scratch here.

This chick

is yummy.

It took a long time

but my boy can finally ride a bicycle, I's a happy dad.
PS, this Stingray was found on the sidewalk on trash day.

Things?

I'm confused.

I just bought this '02 Geezer Glide

It's comfortable, it was cheap, starts with a button, but it ain't me.

What do I do with it?

It's 2010, it's OK to call them Oriental