The Haints think they're hicks, no, these are Hicks.

Especially the one that looks like Bitch Stewie in the bottom right.

Spanking is good

Ouch, that hurt!

Epic Muriel

As seen on the front of a Scion van driven by a couple of Israeli wholesalers, it could be called a Jewriel too. I know that the word is mural, but I prefer muriel, so go to hell and meet 'ol scratch here.

This chick

is yummy.

It took a long time

but my boy can finally ride a bicycle, I's a happy dad.
PS, this Stingray was found on the sidewalk on trash day.

Things?

I'm confused.

I just bought this '02 Geezer Glide

It's comfortable, it was cheap, starts with a button, but it ain't me.

What do I do with it?