Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Thursday, September 17, 2009

Hugh Jarse Du Jour


The camera actually took some width off of this Hugh Jarse, it was truly immense, the size of a Smart Car.

Wednesday, September 16, 2009

3 for 1 Barber Shop


Erm, let me guess, head, pubes and asshole.
Am I right?

Tuesday, September 1, 2009

Monday, August 24, 2009

Faggotry spotted at screening of Easy Rider




We all know it never rains once in Easy Rider but it does in summertime in Florida, hence the bagger umbrellas to protect the investments and asses of the old fucks and their old ladies inside the Enzian theater. Billy and Captain America didn't need these for their choppers but today's ancient codger needs them to keep his asshole free of raindrops and his Steppenwolf CDs dry as a bone.
As it turns out it was pouring when the movie let out so no doubt after they waited for the rain to let up it must have been way past their cocoa and beddy bye time before they got home.
The spiky front fender scared the shit out of me.

Wednesday, August 19, 2009

Nothing has kicked my ass more than this paint job




Pardon the shitty cell phone pics but there is a light at the end of the tunnel. It looks beautiful in the sun, pearl with tiny abalone flake below the belt, bigger shifty flake on top, silver stripe and scallops and if those French Kiss guys get off of their rumps I'll have them do the roof.

Wednesday, August 12, 2009

The Warning!!!!!!!!


Do not let this POS get close to an English sportscar made by the Rootes Group.