Wednesday, December 31, 2008

T & A and chrome slot wheels, pure fucking magic

Mimi, photo by Viva Van Story.

Isn't she beautiful?

Party inside and outside of ones pants

The story is a long one.

Tuesday, December 23, 2008

Holy Fuck Chrome Helmet

This is about the only picture I know of of my 63 Triuph T100SC, that's my pal Barry on the right who owns the photo (who took the pic?) I wore the chrome marching band helmet as a my actual head protection.
WTF is going on with my left hand?

Friday, November 14, 2008


Dog and beer.


My old pal Spider built this, he's old as fuck, blind in one eye and gimpy in both legs, he's an old clubmate from my Highwaymen days. Gawd bless our forefathers.

I haven't had a lot to say

mainly because I haven't had a lot to say.

Art, the best

Dan Picasso, mutherfucking genius!!!!!!


She's changed


Kids are beautiful

Friday, October 17, 2008


Come to our show.
Poster courtesy of the mighty Shanebo.

Thursday, October 9, 2008

This is just a test


Monday, October 6, 2008


The Lux Interior lookalike is Wiggy, he does a thing you'll never know unless you visit. Your mind WILL explode.

The bookcase/wall unit thingy was designed by my wife.

The book directly to the left of the maroon door is Roger Miret's favorite book ever, whenever he's in town he says, "let me see that book" and I bring it to him, he loves it, he's into the unkempt look much like myself, we are Cubans afterall.




I pinstriped and painted these retarded flames, the only pinstriping I ever did, I had to wear my reading glasses cos I can't see shit anymore, they're not ver good but at least I did 'em, incompetent as I am.

Wednesday, October 1, 2008


Jameson's bike and eyeball helmet, pink bikes forever.

Thursday, September 18, 2008


On that ferris wheel thing in London. I love my wife tons tons.


A drawing I did when I was a kid

Wife Art

This door isn't wood, my wife faux painted it, she's good.

Hot Rod

Here I am with my 57 Chevy before I customized her. She was built by a huge black body builder by the name of Warren Little, ironic, huh? She had a 1970 Corvette LT1 mill backed by a built Turbo 400, she hauled ass, but the motor mounts would always break, it had the front side mounts and one tranny mount at the rear only. I eventually put in some side mounts at the rear of the tranny. She was a wheel bearing eater too with those deep dish Cragars up front, I changed 'em to late model tapered bearings. I put so many miles on this car I can't even remember. It had an 8-track in it which I had a Kraco cassette adapter so I could listen to The Cramps, Black Flag and Flat Duo Jets, there's video of this from back then, I just gotta find it.

Bedtime Story

DJ reading Miles a goodnight story.

Monday, September 8, 2008

Interstate 4

I'm a comin' home


This is our house and little piece of heaven, when I pull up the driveway my troubles melt away, it's shabby but it's home, built in 1936, one of a very few Moderne houses in Orlando.

Hot Rod

Goodguys Gazette 2002

1957 Chevrolet

Bike Week 1986, that's my ex-wife driving my mild custom 57 Chevy, note the dope chrome Foxcraft fenderskirts.

Hot Rod

At Kadillac Ken's place a few years ago, a 58 Cadamino and Miles, he musta been 3 years old.


this painting sucks

Thursday, September 4, 2008


Just cos me and Aaron don't talk anymore doesn't mean that we weren't tight!


I'd keep Snow White and sell those pesky dwarves.


Rocking out at a garage sale.

Fucking Bear

Fucking hypno 3-D bear, ruined my life, the well hung summbitch.


Don't go to this event.

Saturday, August 16, 2008

Eye Protection


Homage to Brandonegro


Getting tatted by Eric Maaske in Denver

My wife and Q-Burn

Future paint huffer

Hank Williams

Afterwards, karaoke to celebrate bleeding fingers


Sean painting my 54

My brothers, ugly, fat, dumb, racists, whatever, they're my brothers.

Tuesday, July 15, 2008

The future.

Thursday, July 10, 2008

more scary shit


This scared the fuck out of me, JT left her in my hot rod one evening, I about peed when I saw her, dick!!!!!

Bootleg Rat Finks, kinda drug addled and crazeeee looking, dig 'em.

Thursday, July 3, 2008

Goodbye 'ol pal.

I was talking to a friend who just got divorced and he told me that when a girlfriend or wife says "I don't love you anymore" they had actually quit loving you months or even years before. I suppose the same could be said of relationships where people aren't sleeping with each other.
Hardening of the heart is step one, it eases the burden on the dumper but the dumpee has to deal with it, and deal with it, and deal with would be better of you hadn't led them on under false pretenses.

Human beings, complicated fuckers.

Friday, June 20, 2008

Joke of the day

Why did Little Jack Horner sit in the Corner?

Because he had a square ass.

Joke of the day

Why did the homosexual with multiple personalities finally come out of the closet?

He was sick and tired of people questioning his menhood.

Thursday, June 19, 2008

A-Hole dipshit mutherfuckers

do you know that that line in the middle of the road is supposed to separate the lanes? It's not meant as a guide to follow, like a slot car track!!!!

Wednesday, June 18, 2008

There are a lot of stupid fuckers in this world, it's a miracle they can function at all.

Sunday, June 8, 2008

The Chevy

I love her, she's been mine since 1990, she saved my ass from insanity, I'd trade her for a nice 59 El Camino

Let's try this lark again



Saturday, June 7, 2008

Death cannot stop me

I'm gonna go to the Magic Mall and get one of those memorial T-shirts they print for downed 'good people' who just happened to get shot on the corner of 29th and Rio Grande, but the twist will be that it will be for myself, a picture of me, in a fez floating in the clouds with Black Jesus, I think I'm gonna go with the alias, The Brown Klown.

Friday, June 6, 2008

Paint I did for a downed 'bro